She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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