Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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