Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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