i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I could fuck to npr.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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