He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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