so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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