Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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