Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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