rhymes with "ouble enetration"
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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