I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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