Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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