No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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