He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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