So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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