Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
