doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
We got so high we made milksteak
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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