: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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