Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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