Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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