I just saw a hot homeless man
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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