This dress was meant to end up on your floor
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
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