Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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