I cannot find my penis.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Actions speak louder than pants.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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