i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
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