Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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