There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
i now understand why vodka
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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