I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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