i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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