found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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