He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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