I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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