...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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