My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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