will power is for people who don't want to get laid
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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