Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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