i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
You were trust falling into bushes
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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