Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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