great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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