It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Do plants get herpes?
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