i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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