My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize