I look better un-naked...
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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