so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Randomize
