shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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