one might say we're banned from that church
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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