I want to stick my p in your. b.
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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