But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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