Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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