Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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