No, you can still breathe under the balls.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
Randomize
