I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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