Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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