Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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