So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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